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Written by Matthew Masino
We at AWM Destinations know that theme parks and international travel may not be for everyone, which is why we are so excited to showcase one of our favorite domestic travel spots this week. Found deep in the heart of the Golden State, down a dark desert highway, you’ll find the Hotel California. It’s a lovely place! Such a lovely place!
From your first moment on the property to the final check-out, the staff of the Hotel California is there to assist you. Upon arrival, you’ll find the front desk clerk waiting patiently in the doorway for you. Whenever you’re ready, she’ll lead you down the long corridors of the Hotel California toward your room. On your way, you’re sure to hear the voices of some of your fellow hotel guests warmly welcoming you to your vacation.
The Hotel California boasts some of the most luxurious accommodations in the world. Each room is fitted with a deluxe queen size mattress and glistening ceiling mirror. When traveling with AWM Destinations, you’ll also receive a complimentary bottle of pink champagne on ice upon arrival.
During summer months you can dance the night away in the hotel’s courtyard. Sweat your worries away with your fellow hotel guests and a large number of pretty, pretty boys (all friends of the manager). Everyone dances for their own reasons, some wishing to remember and others wishing to forget. Why will you dance?
Make sure to stop by the Hotel Bar where Captain, the friendly bartender, will bring you any drink you desire. Please note, certain spirits may be unavailable during your stay as a result of the 1969 shortage.
We’re sure you’ll love your visit so much that you’ll never want to leave, but when you do, check out time is highly flexible. Just talk to the night man and return to the place you were before.
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AWM Destinations is the world’s leading travel agency to faraway and fictional destinations. We provide custom travel services involving air, rail, twister transport, car rentals, magic portals, hotel reservations, tours, and sightseeing. Our mission is to connect travelers from around the world with a diverse range of destinations and experiences. From theme parks to tropical islands to fantasy kingdoms, AWM Destinations is your one-stop shop for inside access to the most exciting and exclusive destinations in the world, and beyond.
Matthew Masino is a content creator, writer, and theatre director based in Chicago, Illinois. He graduated with a B.F.A. in Theatre Directing from Columbia College Chicago in 2019. Matthew began writing for the AWM blog in April 2020, just after the museum’s closure and has since written more than two dozen articles for the blog. He is also responsible for creating the AWM Destinations blog series. As a theatre artist, Matthew has worked with the International Voices Project, the Chicago Fringe Festival, and BYOT Productions. You can learn more by visiting his website www.matthewmasino.com.