AWM Destinations: Hotel California

Welcome to AWM Destinations, the world’s leading travel agency for faraway and fantastical destinations. Each week, AWM Destinations will showcase a unique and exciting vacation destination and spotlight some of the exciting attractions, dining, and lodging options available at each location. We hope you enjoy this series of articles and look forward to hearing about your travels with AWM Destinations.

Written by Matthew Masino

Hotel California

Hotel California
There is plenty of room at the Hotel California!

We at AWM Destinations know that theme parks and international travel may not be for everyone, which is why we are so excited to showcase one of our favorite domestic travel spots this week. Found deep in the heart of the Golden State, down a dark desert highway, you’ll find the Hotel California. It’s a lovely place! Such a lovely place!

From your first moment on the property to the final check-out, the staff of the Hotel California is there to assist you. Upon arrival, you’ll find the front desk clerk waiting patiently in the doorway for you. Whenever you’re ready, she’ll lead you down the long corridors of the Hotel California toward your room. On your way, you’re sure to hear the voices of some of your fellow hotel guests warmly welcoming you to your vacation.

The Hotel California boasts some of the most luxurious accommodations in the world. Each room is fitted with a deluxe queen size mattress and glistening ceiling mirror. When traveling with AWM Destinations, you’ll also receive a complimentary bottle of pink champagne on ice upon arrival.

Hotel California courtyard
Dance to remember or dance to forget…but whatever you do dance!

During summer months you can dance the night away in the hotel’s courtyard. Sweat your worries away with your fellow hotel guests and a large number of pretty, pretty boys (all friends of the manager). Everyone dances for their own reasons, some wishing to remember and others wishing to forget. Why will you dance?

Make sure to stop by the Hotel Bar where Captain, the friendly bartender, will bring you any drink you desire. Please note, certain spirits may be unavailable during your stay as a result of the 1969 shortage.

We’re sure you’ll love your visit so much that you’ll never want to leave, but when you do, check out time is highly flexible. Just talk to the night man and return to the place you were before. 

No matter where you travel (or for how long), booking with AWM Destinations gives you the assurance of a professional travel advisor who can answer your questions and assist in the event of any issues. Click here to learn more about other travel destination options. Thank you for choosing AWM Destinations, taking you to where it’s at.

AWM Destinations Logo

AWM Destinations is the world’s leading travel agency to faraway and fictional destinations. We provide custom travel services involving air, rail, twister transport, car rentals, magic portals, hotel reservations, tours, and sightseeing. Our mission is to connect travelers from around the world with a diverse range of destinations and experiences. From theme parks to tropical islands to fantasy kingdoms, AWM Destinations is your one-stop shop for inside access to the most exciting and exclusive destinations in the world, and beyond.

Matthew Masino is the Social Media Coordinator for the AWM. He is also a content creator, writer, and theatre director based in Chicago, Illinois. He graduated with a B.F.A. in Theatre Directing from Columbia College Chicago in 2019. As a theatre artist, Matthew has worked with the International Voices Project, the Chicago Fringe Festival, and BYOT Productions. You can learn more by visiting his website


One thought on “AWM Destinations: Hotel California

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Skip to content